Photo by Jenni Walkowiak

Photo by Jenni Walkowiak

"Technically a Comedian"

Kevin Seefried is a comedian and writer who splits his time between Washington, D.C. and Brooklyn, NY. Known for his upbeat energy, tight joke-writing, and playful stage presence, Kevin performs frequently at both clubs and alternative venues in New York and D.C. 

Kevin has performed in over 20 states and the District of Columbia, including appearances at the 2014 Laughing Skull, Laughing Devil, DevilCup, Boston, Boston Comedy Arts, and Derby City, 2015 Inside Joke, Brooklyn, and DevilCup, 2016 202, and 2018 Blue Whale Comedy Festivals. Kevin was one of the co-founders of The Mendoza Line comedy show, voted "Best Live Comedy" by the Boston A-List in 2014 and is currently a co-producer of Taste Test Comedy, a nationally touring show that combines top-notch food vendors with top-notch comedians. 

You can book Kevin to do stand-up comedy or serve as a private investigator by emailing him at KevinCSeefried (at)

Will I like this Kevin guy who says he's a "Comedian?"

Probably not!

What Is a Comedian?

Typically,  a comedian is someone who makes people go "haha" when he sends a group text message. Comedians are often compared to the Batman villains "The Riddler" and "The Joker," but they are actually more like poor versions of "The Penguin" because of the whole narcissism thing.

What was Ricky Ledee's batting line for the New York Yankees in 1999?

.276/.346/.476. Not bad!


"Hi, I'm Kevin Seefried. Nice to meet you!" - Kevin Seefried